This is one of those posts that I know is inappropriate, but I feel like writing it anyways. Mostly because my little hobby has become an obsession. Avert your eyes if there are things that you just don’t want to read about.
At the beginning of the year, I went to a running seminar about hydration and nutrition. It was fascinating for a lot of reasons, but mostly because there was a whole portion that dealt with pee. Yes PEE! And in my need to be perfect, I followed this guy’s advice to the letter. His advice? Every time you go to the bathroom stare down and note what color you see. Dark yellow? Drink more water. Clear? You have drank too much water. Pale yellow? You are perfect. Collect your gold star for the day. And so this is why I stare at the toilet a lot and adjust accordingly.
This is kind of vital advice for runners, because our runs live and die by how well our bodies are hydrated. There’s really no other way we can tell than looking down. And the non-runner could really learn a lot about their hydration levels by doing the same thing. We all do need to stay well-hydrated after all.
After almost a year of being awesome and looking down, I started in with dizzy spells and one semi-fainting incident. Doctor time! I’m lucky in that I have a great doctor who really does listen to all of my symptoms and addresses them as best he can without getting too much into how weird I am. And I am weird. And it is very, very rare to find a doctor that doesn’t think I’m lying. The diagnosis (or more accurately, the guess) was Vasodepressor Syndrome. This was the first time I had ever heard of it, but I kid you not, one of the treatments is to make your pee clear. This is happening with loads of Gatorade (I really hate Gatorade) and water. I’m up to my eyeballs in this stuff. And still… no. I think it’s because it knows that I’m a runner and I’m supposed to watch out for overhydration. But really? A little help here? I don’t think I can drink anymore.
Related: For a fun activity, ask Bart Yasso what color his pee is. He’s a famous runner and all, so I swear this is a totally normal question. It’s just funny to me. And probably to you. And probably to your followers. His answer to me? “Very funny” I don’t think that’s a color, Bart.



